Move The Fuck Over, Bro

>Traveling on a crowded bus into the city

>I am sitting on the outside seat as a lone woman approaches

>She moves to stand next to my seat, proud of her independence and capability

>A devious smile crosses my masculine face as I begin to stand for her

>A horrified expression darkens her feminine features as she realizes what is taking place

>Tears begin to form, her face trembles, all pride is being wiped from that once confident expression

>I gesture for her to take my seat, my erection clearly visible to all and her powerlessness becoming more prominent

>She takes the seat, thanking my mournfully with tears of impotent rage undisguised

>The other standing men begin to grunt and beat their chests, the women stare sadly at their feet, wishing they were anywhere but on that bus

>I lean into the young lady and whisper softly 

>“it was my privilege”.

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I hope you fucking die